Breaking News – We have received multiple reports of people who escaped the setbacks and disappointments of 2019. They were last seen running into 2020. Please be advised, these people are reportedly armed and dangerous. They are armed with Drive, Determination, Commitment, and Great Faith.
Please exercise extreme caution. Do not try to talk them out of it. Don’t try to convince them to settle for a life of complacency and mediocrity. If that is your intent, do not approach these people! They will not surrender and will not give up without a fight!
They were last seen Praying, Planning, and Preparing for this New Season of their lives. There are rumors that they are gearing up for the following:
~Starting or Finishing School
~Starting a Business
~Better Financial Stewardship
~Purchasing a Home and/or Car
~Closer Relationship With God
~Moving to a New City
~Meeting New People
~Improved Health (Mental and Physical)
~Traveling/Taking a Vacation
Breaking News – We have just received word that they are recruiting. Their message to new recruits:
Join us as we take back everything that was lost or stolen from us.
As we celebrate this New Day, New Month, New Year, New Decade, and New Season – we are taking advantage of every opportunity and letting none get away. We are determined to Win and Not Lose!
This is Shawndell Winfield with That Settles It, reporting to you live from our first blog post of 2020. Remember, you heard it here first.
That’s why we have this Scripture text:
No one’s ever seen or heard anything like this,
Never so much as imagined anything quite like it
What God has arranged for those who love him.